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Saturday, August 31, 2013

GAMBAR ROMANTIK EMMA MAEMBONG






Gambar romantik Emma Maembong tidur dengan ayah - Rapat sungguh hubungan pelakon sedang meningkat naik, Emma Maembong dengan ayahnya. Sudah jadi lumrah manusia apabila anak perempuan biasanya lebih rapat dengan ayah daripada si ibu sendiri. Emma Maembong pula kelihatan comel ketika memeluk dan tidur di sisi ayahnya.

Sebelum ini, pernah timbul kontroversi kurang enak antara Emma dan ayahnya. Bapa pelakon itu dikatakan tidak mempercayai kerjaya anaknya sebagai pelakon dan dia sering mengikut Emma ke lokasi penggambaran. Mungkin inilah sebabnya yang membuat hubungan mereka berdua semakin rapat sejak akhir-akhir ini.







GAMBAR TUMBUHAN YANG AGAK LUCAH

Di dalam dunia ini terdapat pelbagai jenis tumbuhan yang banyal lagi kita tidak kenal. Antaranya seperti yang ditunjukkan di bawah..Mungkin bentuknya agak lucah tetapi inilah realitinya.Jom sama-sama kita lihat







Friday, August 30, 2013

MAKNA SETIAP JENIS RAMBUT

1) RAMBUT LURUS:
bijak, seorang yang happy, bergaya, cemburu,dan pandai dalam menguruskan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan

2) RAMBUT KERINTING TEBAL:
kurang bijak, degil, cemburu kuat, romantic,banyak pergaulan dan susah dalam menyelesaikan masalah diri, tidak suka termenung

3) RAMBUT KERINTING NEGRO:
bijak, ego, cemburu buta, romantic, memilih dan mudah mengamuk bila susah hendak selesaikan masalah

4) RAMBUT IKAL MAYANG:
bijak, berfikir sebelum melakukan sesuatu,berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, dan mudah memaaf kan seseorang dengan kesilapan lalu.

5) RAMBUT HALUS/LEMBUT:
bijak sangat, memilih, pemaaf, manja, tegas dan cepat melakukan perkerjaan dengan bersungguh-sungguh.

6) RAMBUT SIKIT:
bijak, sentiasa berfikiran negatif pada seseorang, ego dan pandai membuka perniagaan walaupun kecil.

7) RAMBUT PERANG:
kurang bijak, berfikiran terbuka, pemaaf, sosial dan bijak lari daripada masalah.

8) RAMBUT TEBAL:
bijak, degil, cemburu, romantic, kasar, banyak kawan dan pandai mengambil hati seseorang.

9) RAMBUT KUSUT:
sangat bijak, berfikiran terbuka, banyak pergaulan, garang, susah nak memaafkan seseorang, dan pandai dalam mengurusan sesuatu tanpa pertolongan.
p/s: malas sikat rambut

10) RAMBUT BERUBAN:
kurang bijak, suka termenung, sosial sikit,berfikiran terbuka dan pandai selesaikan masalah diri

11)TIADA RAMBUT:
macam mana nak kate ye....kesian

12) RAMBUT WARNA KEMERAH-MERAHAN ATAU KEHIJAU HIJAUAN:
itu rambutann... Huahuahuahua...jangan marah...gerammmm tak perrrrrrrrrrggg.....

AKTIVITI KAUM WANITA YANG SELALU DILAKUKAN DALAM TOILET

6 aktiviti kaum wanita yg selalu dilakukan dlm toilet [lelaki jgn baca]

Menurut survei marketing research StrategyOne, 41 % orang bergosip, 30 % tentang pekerjaan, 20 % berbincang kehidupan seks, dan 16 % membuka kisah cinta mereka.
Survei oleh Georgia-Pacific (pembuat tisu Quilted Northern) ini melibatkan hampir 1.300 lelaki dan wanita berusia 18-64 tahun.
Dari survei tersebut, disimpulkan bahawa toilet bukan lagi sekadar tempat untuk BUANG, tapi sebuah tempat sosial.
Sebanyak 86 % responden mengatakan selalu bercakap hal peribadi, namun 73 % responden sepakat toilet awam sebaiknya tidak digunakann sebagai tempat sosial.
berikut enam hal yang biasa dilakukan perempuan ketika sedang berada di sini.
1. mengumpat tentang hal orang lain.
86 % orang yang disurvei mengakui mereka bercakap apa saja dari kisah asmara di pejabat hingga hal rakan sekerja yang jadi anak emas bos.
Mungkin bilik yang tertutup di toilet itu membuat rahsia2 yang dibualkan menjadi lebih selamat.
Tips: Jika ingin mengumpat orang lain, lakukan di tempat yang lebih baik. mungkin orang yang Anda katakan ada di dalam salah satu bilik itu, atau terbaik: berhentilah mengata tentang orang lain!
2. Mendengar orang yang sedang bergosip.
Masih ada hubungannya dengan hal pertama, sebanyak 57 % dari hal mendengarkan orang yang sedang mengatakan hal-hal buruk tentang rakan kerjanya.
menunggu di dalam bilik kerana ingin menjadi saksi percakapan tadi.
Tips: Jika Anda sedang di dalam bilik dan mendengar orang lain mengumpat, segeralah keluar sebelum mereka selesai berbual.
3. Mencari bilik yang berada kawasan di tengah.
Ini penemuan yg cukup menarik.
Nicholas Christenfeld, PhD, psikologi dari University of California, San Diego, menemui 60 % gulungan tisu toilet paling banyak tercicir di bilik bahagian tengah.
Hal ini menunjukkan bahwa lokasi kesukaan perempuan di toilet adalah yang berada di tengah.
Mengapa demikian? Kerana hal itu tidak perlu menggunakan otak kita dalam membuat keputusan serius, masuk ke bilik kiri atau kanan.
Tips: Bilik mana2 pun yang Anda pilih, pastikan tidak ada tisu, bungkus pembalut, tuala atau apapun tercicir di lantai. Buang dengan cermat di dalam tong sampah.
4. Kadang-kadang, tidak membasuh setelah buang air kecil.
puncanya kerana petugas cleaning service tidak menyediakan tisu yang baru, dan malu untuk meminta tisu pada orang di bilik sebelah. Sebanyak 56 % perempuan yang disurvei mengatakan bahawa mereka tidak suka meminta-minta tisu seperti itu.
Tips: bawalah tisu sendiri bila masuk ke mana2 toilet
5. Berkhayal, Mengelamun dan merokok.
Sesetengah tempat membuat larangan merokok di tempat kerja seperti sekarang, banyak orang mencuri-curi tempat untuk merokok.
Mereka melakukannya mengaku terpaksa, selain itu mereka juga menggunakan waktu untuk mengelamun, melupakan hal pekerjaan untuk sebentar, atau menenangkan hati. dan banyak juga perempuan yang masuk ke toilet untuk menangis!
Tips: merokoklah luar kawasan kerja, dan Anda tidak mengganggu orang lain.
6. membetulkan rambut dan solekan.
dimana tempat perempuan kembali menyapu bedak, maskara, dan lipstik yang sudah luntur, tanpa perhatian orang lain, kecuali di toilet?
Mereka juga menukar pakaian dan membetulkan kembali rambut yang sudah kusut.
Di sesetengah toilet di kafe atau hotel, biasanya disediakan perfume. Inilah sebabnya, perempuan suka sekali berlama-lama di toilet.
Tips: jika toilet sudah penuh, berikan pula tempat untuk orang lain yang juga ingin melihat diri mereka di depan cermin.

Thursday, August 29, 2013

GAMBAR BEKAS KEKASIH LISA SURIHANI


Gambar bekas kekasih Lisa Surihani - Memang kacak dan macho sungguh bekas kekasih kepada pelakon Lisa Surihani sebelum mereka berpisah beberapa tahun lalu. Kini harapan untuk memiliki Lisa oleh mana-mana lelaki sudah tertutup rapat kerana dia sudah sah jadi isteri kepada pengarah tersohor, Yusry Abdul Halim.

Apapun, jom layan lagi beberapa keping gambar mesra Lisa dan bekas kekasihnya. Mereka sememangnya padan dan berkongsi minat sama namun jika tiada jodoh sesuatu hubungan itu tidak akan ke mana.





PENGORBANAN SEORANG AYAH

Ada seorang bapa datang ke kedai, melihat-lihat seperti pelanggan lain. Aku menerjahnya, "Pakcik, laptop..." - dia tersenyum dan masih melihat-lihat laptop yang ada di kedai. Aku menyambung lagi, "Nak beli untuk anak ke?", "Ya, nak beli untuk anak - dia nak sambung belajar - laptop yang mana yang ok?".

Aku mempromosi barang seperti biasa - aku biasanya mengsyorkan yang paling murah. "Kalau nak yang bagus mahal pakcik - tapi kalau setakat nak buat belajar yang nie lah, Samsung - seribu seratus lebih je...". Dalam aku bercakap dengan dia, dia banyak diam dan seperti berfikir.

Sedikit lama dia terdiam, dia membuka mulut "Nanti saya datang balik ya, duit tak berapa nak ada lagi ni..." - pergi dengan suatu perasaan yang lain.Aku dengan rutinku berkerja setiap hujung minggu sahaja, kebetulan - aku duduk di kaunter menunggu pelanggan - dia datang semula ke kedai, tapi dengan anaknya - perempuan. "Yang mana ya yang haritu, ada lagi tak?", "Yang nie Samsung haritu, tapi yang nie stok baru - harga sama je", aku menyambut soalan nya.

Dia bertanya kepada anaknya, "Yang nie ok ke dik?" - "Ermmm, ok ke nie murah je - karang rosak karang susah..." jawabnya dengan muka yang kurang puas hati - anaknya seperti menginginkan yang lain yang lebih mahal. "Yang acer nie x boleh ke ayah?", ayahnya terdiam seketika dan menyambut dengan negosiasi, "Yang acer nie berapa boleh murah lagi?" - "Yang tu tak dapat dah pakcik,... Dah harga kos dah tu..." aku dengan rasa geram namun masih dalam nada yang baik menyambung lagi, "Dik, nak laptop untuk belajar kan... Rasanya kalau untuk belajar - yang nie lebih dari cukup - rosak tak payah pikir sangat - warenti setahun.".

Aku mengeluarkan kata-kata tersebut atas dasar aku seperti mengerti kerut wajah bapanya."Oklah, yang ini." jawab anaknya. Sedang aku menulis resit dan membungkus laptop dari meja 'display' - aku terpandang bapanya yang mengira duit untuk membayar - aku nampak dompetnya kosong - habis semua duit digunakan untuk membayar laptop. Dia menyerahkan duit kepadaku dan aku mengiranya semula - dia melihat tanganku yang mengira. Habis aku mengira - wang aku masukkan dalam cash drawer, "Cukup duit tadi dik?" - "Cukup, Terima Kasih ya...". Dia dan anaknya meninggalkan kedai. Aku hanya menahan airmata mengira duit yang diberikan - RM1, RM5, RM10 dan hanya sekeping RM50. Aku membayangkan dari mana si ayah mencari duit untuk membeli sebuah laptop untuk anaknya - penuh harapan.Aku geram kepada anaknya - seperti dia tidak tahu ayahnya bagaimana - hanya tahu minta. Aku tahu ayahnya tiada duit, dia dah sebut awal-awal pada aku, aku nampak airmukanya, aku perhati sekeping-sekepi­ng duit yang diserahkan. Aku tahu dia tiada duit pulang ke rumah dan perlu 'mengais' untuk hari esoknya.

Ya Allah, ampunilah segala dosaku, dan (dosa) kedua ibubapaku, dan rahmatilah keduanya sepertimana mereka mendidikku pada waktu kecil. Amin...

HARGAILAH PENGORBANAN IBU & BAPA KITA.

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

CAREER IN MECHANICAL ENGINEERING

Significant Points

Nature of the Work

Mechanical engineers research, develop, design, manufacture, and test tools, engines, machines, and other mechanical devices. They work on power-producing machines such as electric generators, internal combustion engines, and steam and gas turbines. They also develop power-using machines such as refrigeration and air-conditioning equipment, machine tools, material handling systems, elevators and escalators, industrial production equipment, and robots used in manufacturing. Mechanical engineers also design tools needed by other engineers for their work.The field of nanotechnology, which involves the creation of high-performance materials and components by integrating atoms and molecules, is introducing entirely new principles to the design process.
Computers assist mechanical engineers by accurately and efficiently performing computations and by aiding the design process by permitting the modeling and simulation of new designs. Computer-Aided Design (CAD) and Computer-Aided Manufacturing (CAM) are used for design data processing and for developing alternative designs.
Mechanical engineers work in many industries, and their work varies by industry and function. Some specialties include applied mechanics; computer-aided design and manufacturing; energy systems; pressure vessels and piping; and heating, refrigeration, and air-conditioning systems. Mechanical engineering is one of the broadest engineering disciplines. Mechanical engineers may work in production operations in manufacturing or agriculture, maintenance, or technical sales; many are administrators or managers.

Working Conditions

Employment

Mechanical engineers held about 251,000 jobs in 2009. More than 1 out of 2 jobs were in manufacturing—mostly in machinery, transportation equipment, electrical equipment, instruments, and fabricated metal products industries. Engineering and management services, business services, and the Federal Government provided most of the remaining jobs.

Training, Qualifications, Adv.

A bachelor's degree in engineering is required for almost all entry-level engineering jobs. College graduates with a degree in a physical science or mathematics occasionally may qualify for some engineering jobs, especially in specialties in high demand. Most engineering degrees are granted in electrical, electronics, mechanical, or civil engineering. However, engineers trained in one branch may work in related branches. For example, many aerospace engineers have training in mechanical engineering. This flexibility allows employers to meet staffing needs in new technologies and specialties in which engineers may be in short supply. It also allows engineers to shift to fields with better employment prospects or to those that more closely match their interests.
Most engineering programs involve a concentration of study in an engineering specialty, along with courses in both mathematics and the physical and life sciences. General courses not directly related to engineering, such as those in the social sciences or humanities, are often a required component of programs. Many programs also include courses in general engineering. A design course, sometimes accompanied by a computer or laboratory class or both, is part of the curriculum of most programs.
In addition to the standard engineering degree, many colleges offer 2- or 4-year degree programs in engineering technology. These programs, which usually include various hands-on laboratory classes that focus on current issues in the application of engineering principles, prepare students for practical design and production work, rather than for jobs that require more theoretical and scientific knowledge. Graduates of 4-year technology programs may get jobs similar to those obtained by graduates with a bachelor's degree in engineering. Engineering technology graduates, however, are not qualified to register as professional engineers under the same terms as graduates with degrees in engineering. Some employers regard technology program graduates as having skills between those of a technician and an engineer.
Graduate training is essential for engineering faculty positions and many research and development programs, but is not required for the majority of entry-level engineering jobs. Many engineers obtain graduate degrees in engineering or business administration to learn new technology and broaden their education. Many high-level executives in government and industry began their careers as engineers.
About 360 colleges and universities offer bachelor's degree programs in engineering that are accredited by the Accreditation Board for Engineering and Technology (ABET), Inc., and about 230 colleges offer accredited programs in engineering technology. ABET accreditation is based on an examination of an engineering program's student achievement, program improvement, faculty, curriculum, facilities, and institutional commitment to certain principles of quality and ethics. Although most institutions offer programs in the major branches of engineering, only a few offer programs in the smaller specialties. Also, programs of the same title may vary in content. For example, some programs emphasize industrial practices, preparing students for a job in industry, whereas others are more theoretical and are designed to prepare students for graduate work. Therefore, students should investigate curriculums and check accreditations carefully before selecting a college.
Admissions requirements for undergraduate engineering schools include a solid background in mathematics (algebra, geometry, trigonometry, and calculus) and science (biology, chemistry, and physics), with courses in English, social studies, and humanities. Bachelor's degree programs in engineering typically are designed to last 4 years, but many students find that it takes between 4 and 5 years to complete their studies. In a typical 4-year college curriculum, the first 2 years are spent studying mathematics, basic sciences, introductory engineering, humanities, and social sciences. In the last 2 years, most courses are in engineering, usually with a concentration in one specialty. Some programs offer a general engineering curriculum; students then specialize on the job or in graduate school.
Some engineering schools and 2-year colleges have agreements whereby the 2-year college provides the initial engineering education, and the engineering school automatically admits students for their last 2 years. In addition, a few engineering schools have arrangements that allow students who spend 3 years in a liberal arts college studying pre-engineering subjects and 2 years in an engineering school studying core subjects to receive a bachelor's degree from each school. Some colleges and universities offer 5-year master's degree programs. Some 5-year or even 6-year cooperative plans combine classroom study and practical work, permitting students to gain valuable experience and to finance part of their education.
All 50 States and the District of Columbia require licensure for engineers who offer their services directly to the public. Engineers who are licensed are called professional engineers (PE). This licensure generally requires a degree from an ABET-accredited engineering program, 4 years of relevant work experience, and successful completion of a State examination. Recent graduates can start the licensing process by taking the examination in two stages. The initial Fundamentals of Engineering (FE) examination can be taken upon graduation. Engineers who pass this examination commonly are called engineers in training (EIT) or engineer interns (EI). After acquiring suitable work experience, EITs can take the second examination, the Principles and Practice of Engineering exam. Several States have imposed mandatory continuing education requirements for relicensure. Most States recognize licensure from other States, provided that the manner in which the initial license was obtained meets or exceeds their own licensure requirements. Many civil, electrical, mechanical, and chemical engineers are licensed PEs. Independent of licensure, various certification programs are offered by professional organizations to demonstrate competency in specific fields of engineering.
Engineers should be creative, inquisitive, analytical, and detail oriented. They should be able to work as part of a team and to communicate well, both orally and in writing. Communication abilities are important because engineers often interact with specialists in a wide range of fields outside engineering.
Beginning engineering graduates usually work under the supervision of experienced engineers and, in large companies, also may receive formal classroom or seminar-type training. As new engineers gain knowledge and experience, they are assigned more difficult projects with greater independence to develop designs, solve problems, and make decisions. Engineers may advance to become technical specialists or to supervise a staff or team of engineers and technicians. Some may eventually become engineering managers or enter other managerial or sales jobs.

Job Outlook

Employment of mechanical engineers is projected to for all occupations though 2010. Although overall manufacturing employment is expected to grow slowly, employment of mechanical engineers in manufacturing should increase more rapidly as the demand for improved machinery and machine tools grows and industrial machinery and processes become increasingly complex.Also, emerging technologies in information technology, biotechnology, and nanotechnology will create new job opportunities for mechanical engineers.
Employment of mechanical engineers in business and engineering services firms is expected to grow faster than average as other industries in the economy increasingly contract out to these firms to solve engineering problems. In addition to job openings from growth, many openings should result from the need to replace workers who transfer to other occupations or leave the labor force.

Earnings

Earnings for engineers vary significantly by specialty, industry, and education. Even so, as a group, engineers earn some of the highest average starting salaries among those holding bachelor's degrees. The following tabulation shows average starting salary offers for engineers, according to a 2006 survey by the National Association of Colleges and Employers.
CurriculumBachelor'sMaster'sPh.D.
Aerospace/aeronautical/astronautical$50,993$62,930$72,529
Agricultural46,17253,022
Bioengineering and biomedical48,50359,667
Chemical53,81357,26079,591
Civil43,67948,05059,625
Computer52,46460,35469,625
Electrical/electronics and communications51,88864,41680,206
Environmental/environmental health47,384
Industrial/manufacturing49,56756,56185,000
Materials50,982
Mechanical50,23659,88068,299
Mining & mineral48,643
Nuclear51,18258,814
Petroleum61,51658,000
Variation in median earnings and in the earnings distributions for engineers in the various branches of engineering also is significant.

Related Occupations

Engineers apply the principles of physical science and mathematics in their work. Other workers who use scientific and mathematical principles include architects, except landscape and naval; engineering and natural sciences managers; computer and information systems managers; computer programmers; computer software engineers; mathematicians; drafters; engineering technicians; sales engineers; science technicians; and physical and life scientists, including agricultural and food scientists, biological scientists, conservation scientists and foresters, atmospheric scientists, chemists and materials scientists, environmental scientists and hydrologists, geoscientists, and physicists and astronomers.
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